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Rejestracja: 07-05-2008 10:24
Skąd: londyn
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otoz!!! |
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-- w szkole prawniczek z samego rana ____________ madra glowusia poszukiwana___________ kleska-nikt przecie tutaj glowami____________ nie ruszal, wszyskie za to pochwami___________ wazne ze dobrze droga obrana 03-09-2010, 00:10 | Link | Cytuj |
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Rejestracja: 15-03-2010 20:14
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no piatek - za 24 godziny bede sie zbierac na lotnisko szlag by to z lotami o 6 rano.. o 4 tam musze byc - bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a jeszcze jutro pracuje - bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to dobranoc |
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Rejestracja: 30-06-2008 14:37
Skąd: uk
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btw pisze sie piatek to powyzej to po jakiemu jest?? ale ja po francusku pisac nie moglam....bo ktoras pizda ma ciezka frustracje |
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-- Kluseczek...:) 03-09-2010, 00:56 | Link | Cytuj |
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Rejestracja: 30-06-2008 14:37
Skąd: uk
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jebane nieuki |
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-- Kluseczek...:) 03-09-2010, 00:59 | Link | Cytuj |
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Rejestracja: 29-02-2008 10:28
Skąd: Londyn
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Quote: ewae btw pisze sie piatek to powyzej to po jakiemu jest?? ale ja po francusku pisac nie moglam....bo ktoras pizda ma ciezka frustracje ale to juz bylo.... |
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-- dramatem naszej epoki jest to ze glupota zabrala sie do myslenia 03-09-2010, 08:05 | Link | Cytuj |
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Rejestracja: 07-05-2008 10:24
Skąd: londyn
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, moj przedostatni dzien w pracy to znaczy, juz powinnam byc w pracy ale wlasnie wstalam i pije kawe :kawa: |
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-- w szkole prawniczek z samego rana ____________ madra glowusia poszukiwana___________ kleska-nikt przecie tutaj glowami____________ nie ruszal, wszyskie za to pochwami___________ wazne ze dobrze droga obrana 03-09-2010, 08:39 | Link | Cytuj |
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Rejestracja: 07-05-2008 10:24
Skąd: londyn
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Mysle. ze czas aby Jakoby wypierdolic ewae albo przeniesmy sie do chit chat nr 2, z dala od trolla. Ona jest tak przesiaknieta nienawiscia do ludzi, ze sama nie przestanie a laeczyc sie nie da |
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-- w szkole prawniczek z samego rana ____________ madra glowusia poszukiwana___________ kleska-nikt przecie tutaj glowami____________ nie ruszal, wszyskie za to pochwami___________ wazne ze dobrze droga obrana 03-09-2010, 08:40 | Link | Cytuj |
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Rejestracja: 15-03-2010 20:14
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wiem ze stare ale nudzi mi sie.. ziewwww Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Ø I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Ø We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Ø War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. Ø How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Ø Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. Ø Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. Ø I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. Ø Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. Ø I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Ø Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ? Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Ø You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. Ø Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. Ø There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. Ø I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. Ø I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila. Ø When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. Ø You're never too old to learn something stupid. Ø To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Ø Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Ø Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever. Ø A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. Ø If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child? Ø Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. |
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Rejestracja: 08-05-2008 16:53
Skąd: Brzózki Stare
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Quote: ewae btw pisze sie piatek to powyzej to po jakiemu jest?? ale ja po francusku pisac nie moglam....bo ktoras pizda ma ciezka frustracje Piątek, jeżeli w ogóle chcesz dyskusję zaczynać. Ja bym nie wywalała. Sama uciekniesz jak zwykle lizać rany po kolejnym nieudanym zapłodnieniu? Ana edytował(a) ten post dnia 03-09-2010 o godzinie 11:48
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-- semper idem 03-09-2010, 11:48 | Link | Cytuj |
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Rejestracja: 07-05-2008 21:40
Skąd: Londyn
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Quote: Emigrantka no piatek - za 24 godziny bede sie zbierac na lotnisko szlag by to z lotami o 6 rano.. o 4 tam musze byc - bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a jeszcze jutro pracuje - bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to dobranoc Z jakiego lotniska lecisz? Jak ze Stansted to zaloz koszulke: EMIGRANTKA Btw chcialem zlozyc tu zonie i sobie najserdeczniejsze zyczenia z okazji 5 rocznicy slubu |
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-- - Jednego... - Ilu Jasnowidzow potrzeba do wkrecenia jednej zarowki :) 03-09-2010, 11:54 | Link | Cytuj |
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